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By KaityK - 25/08/2016 15:22 - United States

Today, I woke up getting kissed by a dog. I live alone and don't have a dog. I'm also highly allergic. FML
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KaityK 13

After a few disorienting minutes, I discovered my neighbor thought I was out of town and needed to borrow something, which happens quite often. He has an extra key in case I forget mine at home. I guess his dog decided to follow him.

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leafynitemare 24

Find the owner of that dog and make them pay for your medical expenses and cleaning your home of the hair and allergens. They should keep a better eye on their pet. Also try to figure out how it got in so it can't happen again. You wouldn't want an aggressive dog or a random wild animal coming in.

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KaityK 13

After a few disorienting minutes, I discovered my neighbor thought I was out of town and needed to borrow something, which happens quite often. He has an extra key in case I forget mine at home. I guess his dog decided to follow him.

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leafynitemare 24

Find the owner of that dog and make them pay for your medical expenses and cleaning your home of the hair and allergens. They should keep a better eye on their pet. Also try to figure out how it got in so it can't happen again. You wouldn't want an aggressive dog or a random wild animal coming in.

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OGPimpUnicorn 10

Depending on where the OP lives the dog could've gotten out of the house. Where I live that happens rarely. But your right. Make sure your alright though, OP!

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nonsensical 26

If you're highly allergic why do you have a picture of yourself hugging a dog? Or is that not you? Or is there some sort of medicine to help with that?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Perhaps OP is like me; I can pet animals with fur, get close to them, etc. but then must immediately wash my hands. If their hair or saliva ends up my mouth, nose, or eyes though I'm screwed.

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KaityK 13

I can be around dogs, I just can't have them lick me. Thats when I get bad hives wnd start swelling. It doesn't help that it was my face.

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