Intimacy: Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months....

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML

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By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Wednesday 19 August 2015 6:58

At least it was in a hole.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 19 August 2015 6:58

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:09

You need to get laid dude.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:17

He was, in his dream.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:59

You need to get glazed dude.

LiteralxShit 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:10

When life gives you donuts...

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 9:03

Dunk em.

pjsr 32

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:12

Cream filled are the best kind!

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 10:34

what if OP works at a donut shop... I wouldnt trust the cream filled if he told me about this..

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:14

Lmfao that's hysterical!! Yet sad... FYL for real!

trucker2 33

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:20

Lol, you sweep them dreams under the rug. NEVER admit it.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 9:14

Don't think you can just glaze over this!

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 15:13

aw come on. that was funny

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:21

Well, donuts are pretty ******* amazing.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:24

doesn't matter, had sex...

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:25

I thought he said it was a dream about ******* a donut.

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 10:35

it is.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 11:23

Believe your eyes.

koganti 18

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:27

great dream......:P

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:28

you must ******* love donuts!!!

drunkturtle 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 9:08

No, he loves ******* donuts

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