By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML
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Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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O_B_A_M_A 15

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Now you go make out with a bitch and make it have your kid

BlueXephos 10

Maybe you're afraid that your children will be sons of bitches?

You dawg, you, OP ;) [Pun totally intended.]

And somebody clearly doesn't know what you watch, read, etc before bed can sometimes influence your dreams.

Wow. That takes the expression "screwing the dog/making puppies" to a whole new level....

Is that a common expression? I've never heard it.

It's apparently only common in certain parts of Canada.

SaniK 17

Not as bad as watching a live birthing of a baby