Work: Today, I woke up at 5:30am to go to a very early review session....

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By nursing school probz - 21/03/2016 10:33 - United States - Hamden

Today, I woke up at 5:30am to go to a very early review session. I showered and began getting ready before checking my email. It got cancelled. Now I'm wide awake and no more prepared for this exam. FML

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