Transportation: Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes...

By elow72 - 19/02/2016 21:47 - United States - Nashua

Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By Jake - 10/02/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed fly from NOLA to Philly. Being a good roommate, I decided to get a noon-time flight so my roommates wouldn't need to get up early. Then I found out that they were also taking separate vacations, and leaving at 5am. Now I'm stuck in the airport till noon and I arrive in Philly at 7pm. I'm also broke. FML

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By Rar - 09/05/2015 17:13 - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 20:01

Today, my work made us all get up at 3 a.m. to head to the airport for our 7 a.m. flight, only for us to get to the airport and find out the flight is cancelled. FML

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By Dave - 27/09/2012 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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joeyl2008 29

Saturday 20 February 2016 15:11

That won't be the last time you fall asleep in a college class.

Replyka 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 15:11

It's not surprising after such a hard journey! Maybe get a coffee before the next one?

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sturschaedel 27

Saturday 20 February 2016 15:57

You are fitting into the university lifestyle already!

interesting33 36

Saturday 20 February 2016 16:00

Ouch - be careful - if you are that tired you shouldn't be driving

scottishoatmeal 22

Saturday 20 February 2016 16:00

We're only human OP!

teentee401 36

Saturday 20 February 2016 16:08

Hey I'm in Pittsburgh! Welcome to the city! I wonder what University it was...

ColCyclone 17

Monday 22 February 2016 7:07

probably cmu

MoxleyCrue 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 16:36

As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, I'm sorry the trip from our airport is so brutal. Get a sandwich from Primantis and you'll forgive us

teentee401 36

Saturday 20 February 2016 21:39

Primanti's makes everything better!

sweetcherrystar 6

Monday 22 February 2016 11:37

Also from Pittsburgh, may I suggest...Sheetz run!!!!!

runninggirl8 16

Saturday 20 February 2016 17:06

which college was it?

whatsausername7 16

Saturday 20 February 2016 17:45

Now you know what college is like!

kaitb1103 23

Saturday 20 February 2016 17:58

I'm in PGH to! I'm betting Pitt. :) or CMU.

sweetcherrystar 6

Monday 22 February 2016 11:40

Fortunately Oakland has a zillion coffee shops lol

berkeleyjake 13

Saturday 20 February 2016 17:59

we're the desks comfortable? that's an important factor

cylonN6 3

Saturday 20 February 2016 18:11

At least this one is free

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