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I'm assuming that you are a guy. One's hand just can't always compete with or fulfil a gal the way a vibrator can.

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You're a guy, you don't get it. Once I switched to using a vibrator, my hand just didn't do it for me anymore.

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I don't think they're going to want to listen to music to cover up some smaller noise when they are trying to sleep...

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#40 I see you're new too. Also, the whole "give so-and-so a break" doesn't fly here either. People have to learn the ropes somehow.

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I have never seen a place more filled with sarcastic, egotistical assholes. Glad to see a place I belong in. But damn...

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It'd be pretty boring if the only comments were "Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. Things will get better! xoxo" Just like it gets boring constantly having someone tell us that they "see what you did there." Being a sarcastic asshole is way more fun.

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I mostly visit FML to read comments made by cynical, sarcastic, and clinically narcissistic members.

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And there is those retards who vote down a sarcastic vote because they are too stupid to understand it and take it as a rude conment

$30? Hell, a dildo only costs $8 or $10! According to my research, with that much dough you should be able to afford the Anal Violator 5000XXL. It may not be that quiet, but you surely will NOT be. Enjoy!

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I get mine from hospital Lost and Found. A few wipes with industrial strength cleaner and they are good to go. I mean, what dildos? I don't have any dildos!

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that is why you can get them off their site too so the akwardness isn't there..or check groupon too XD

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Pink cherry is the best source for cheap quality sex toys. If anything is defective they will exchange or refund it. Refunds arrive in less than 24 hours. They also indicate the noise level on many of their products. Op should really shop there... And no I don't work for them... Just a very... Satisfied customer :p $10 dildo? I got mine for $5 if you wait for their sales. The $10-15 vibes I got there are better made than the piece of crap $50 vibe I got from OhMiBod. Yes I have no shame. I used

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