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By ak girl - 16/03/2016 20:12 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I woke up and came upstairs to where my kitchen is. I was greeted at the bottom of the stairs by one of my dogs, presumably because when I got up the stairs the entire floor was covered with garbage from the trash can and dog poop. This isn't even the first time this week. FML

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