Intimacy: Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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You deserved it 57 572

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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You deserved it 48 690

By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 047

You deserved it 4 917

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 14 917

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 131

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 8 125

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 357

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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You deserved it 5 289

kewl92 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:07

YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:38

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.

Comments

CrunkCupcake97 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:39

ooooh.

LMDaniel_Brendle 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:44

this FML should just be, me and my boyfriend had phone sex.

InsideJokesRock 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:54

15 your right OPs mom has probably had phone sex with OPs dad too. Atleast you have and b/gfriend.

dothedallywag 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:57

Phone sex = YDI. Does anyone really even do that anymore?

Tep_Zepi 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:04

Amazing phone sex? As in better than regular sex? FYL.

heavenandhell 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:05

YDI and FYmoms life for possibly having to hear her doughter have phone sex

Harry_Poochi 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:44

She's the Pillsbury Dough Girl?

TheOtherNewest1 6

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:01

#39 - that would explain the white stuff on her...

snavula 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:08

Does anyone notice that all the phone sex ones are from Australia? Why's it so prominent there? Try real sex, I'm fairly certain its better though I can't say I've ever had phone sex lol

Felifulify 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:57

...Aanndd this retarded comment came from someone living in the U.S. ....

irockmyworld 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:13

why dont people understand that this kinda things should be done like real privately. i mean how long is it gonna take for you to just make sure that no ones home or around. and for gods sake do it in your room with ure door closed. unless phone sex gets u so hyped up that you actually ******, i dont think anyone can hear you behind closed doors. YDI

whatcanthemattrb 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:52

Oh my goodness you people. Maybe the don't live near enough to eachother to just drive out there and "bang it out" also, she probably means amazing FOR phone sex and yes, people do ****** during phone sex because you hold the phone with one hand and work on yourself with the other... or put it on speakerphone. You people have no brains. OP: That sucks that your mom heard.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:02

Wat #22 didn't say anything about driving anywhere. Nor did they say it's impossible to ****** from phone sex, just that "if it gets you all worked up." Phone sex = lame sry2say.