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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

By lopsided / Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:22 / United States
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  enonymous  |  8

It's ok men enjoy variety. Playing with 1 B cup and then 1 DDD might be weird at first but they're still boobs. Put a nipple on anything and a guy will play with it.

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  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

I once asked a male friend of mine why guys like boobs so much. He replied, "Because they are there, if you had a hand growing out of your head we'd want to shake it!" Wise man.

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I have a third nipple! Except it's just a scar from where my lung collapsed :/

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  Wearpireking  |  0

No, not at all. I have a third nipple, and it's pretty sweet. I have the ultimate comeback for a threatened "purple nurple". "Go ahead, no way you can get all three!!!"

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  Lexiloulynn  |  2

*Silicone

By  dabowlingman  |  12

Haha 2 different sized boobs, hott

By  fatalkiss  |  0

Yeah, what "happens"? Bras fit? If it fit so well, was the bra asymmetrical? Anyway, breasts aren't supposed to be 100% symmetrical... Generally nothing on our body is.

By  Awsumuzzie  |  12

Actullay, almost every woman isn't symmetrical... Besides, how does that even make a difference when you try on a bra? You get the same cup size on both ends.

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