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By clip_kate / Friday 1 July 2016 02:36 /
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"That'll be thirty seven dollars and eighty one cents." "Okay. …Actually, I think my wallet is at home. Could I run back and grab it? If you need me to, I'll put the ite—" "STOP! THEIF! COPS! HERE, COPS, I'M CALLING YOUUUU!" "Look, I'm not taking anything with me! How is that thievery? I'm just going to leave!" "YOU CAN'T LEAVE! You have to stay here, stealing these items until the cops or a roommate come!"

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Speaking from experience, there are people who will have a cashier ring a ton of stuff up and then suddenly they remember they forgot theit wallet. While they may not be the one walking out with stolen merchandise, they are acting as a distraction from the person who is.

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... why in the world would the cashier assume you were stealing when you had the items right in front of him, and told him you forgot your wallet. At least you have a great roommate who was willing enough to do that. :)

"That'll be thirty seven dollars and eighty one cents." "Okay. …Actually, I think my wallet is at home. Could I run back and grab it? If you need me to, I'll put the ite—" "STOP! THEIF! COPS! HERE, COPS, I'M CALLING YOUUUU!" "Look, I'm not taking anything with me! How is that thievery? I'm just going to leave!" "YOU CAN'T LEAVE! You have to stay here, stealing these items until the cops or a roommate come!"

"I think I forgot my walle-" "Alright man just take anything form the register please son't hurt me!!" "No I'm not trying to-" "Oh my god, SOMEBODY HELP! I'm being held hostage!" *Police Arrive* "List your demands and we'll do what we can but do NOT hurt the hostage or we will use force!" "No this isn-" "Oh my, this person's insane! Call the marines!!"

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