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Again, you can stick a cucumber covered in fire ants in her vagina as revenge.. Don't forget the camcorder!

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Suddenly, I have to wonder what happens if you apply cyanoacrylate glue to the bottom end of a cucumber and shove it in a vagina. Would it look like a raging boner from the outside?

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34 you have some very evil and disturbing thoughts and op... that is why you don't take shortcuts and walk around certain sections. and don't even try to say it was the only way.

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leave her there. just get in the car and drive home. you instantly win. and if you took separate cars, dump on hers hood.

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Just what I was thinking 141. "HAHA YOU LOSER THAT WAS HILA-wait where'd you go..."

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Averizzle: YOU ARE DISGUSTING. you gross, immature asshole. How old are you? Twelve? And do you, by any chance, have alcoholic/drug abusing parents? Maybe you live in a bad part of town? I mean, something's got to be wrong with you...

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YDI for being around to protect her from ACTUAL creeps.. I hope you learnt your lesson.. Now, you gotta let her learn hers.. but that could take a while.. In the meantime, #141's plan is sounding nice..

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Op; Ha! Let's see who's laughing now! >:) *drives away as sister is coming out of store* sister; >:( *phone* MOM!!!!! Op; -_- fuck. Get in. Sister always wins. :D

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true, I'd get revenge on her somehow, like stashing a bunch of dildos in a place the mother would look, so she looks like a sex addicted freak

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that was clowning, she got u pretty good, op is prolly a nerd and still let her in the car and took her home and ur parents prolly laughed at u too, then u went to ur room and watched AS A FISH EATS A BEAR???

@Fisheatsbear You were first because you didn't actually comment. You being first will have some value at least when your comments are actual viewpoints or opinions related to the FML.

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