Transportation: Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After...

By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines

Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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Branching out

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 09:28 - Australia - Weston

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:34 - Canada

Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML

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evangldbrg 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:09

Put the coconut in the car and shake it all up... not perfect, but it will work.

pommeblossom 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:11

Coconut mall - MarioKart

Comments

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:47

The coconut was planted in your hood? Your car is a flimsy piece of shit. Did your car sprout a coconut tree?

Wankster 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:52

This ain't a FML. If it fell on your head and it knocked you out in the parking lot then this would be a FML. what a waste

lesliehalverson 5

Wednesday 31 December 2014 19:59

So getting your cat smashed by a coconut isn't fml worthy????

claireyyy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:59

BE GRATEFUL FOR THE FACT YOU LIVE WHERE THE COCONUT TREES ARE AT!

your_face 15

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:01

...So there was a coconut RIGHT above your car, a big enough one to fall and damage your hood, and you didn't see it and realize you were parked under a coconut tree...? Was that the only coconut in the tree? Bad luck, man ):

your_face 15

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:10

You should be more careful with your choice of words. To wit: 1. I don't see any mention here of the OP's skull performing any sort of sexual acts. I don't know where you got that. 2. Fictional refers to a genre; a better word here would be fictitious, meaning fabricated, or made up. The story's not necessarily made up. It's just as likely that the OP is just unobservant.