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By Cantbreathe - 12/03/2016 04:44 - United States - Middleton

Today, I went to the gym for an evening run, thinking it would be empty. It turned out to be me and the other gym rats. One of these protein-head dickwads had gas. I was alone on the treadmill line, and whenever he had to fart, he would go for a stroll and crop dust me. FML

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