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By minaaaaajftw - / Friday 13 July 2012 20:13 / Norway
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"Hey um yeah I'm gonna be a little late on rent this month.... Will you accost sausage as a valid form of payment?"

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I know. I replied to my comment and corrected it, but my damn iPhone app put it down at 12.

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It probably could have been something else if op wasn't drunk. But then again, it wouldn't be an fml if that was the case.

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Everything's ok when as long as you have your health right?! Livin' on the road with sausages is the way to go!

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89- Well good thing it wasn't sausages AND condoms. Even someone that is drunk is going to get strange looks with that combination.

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Two comments written slightly different by the same person lol you mustve been dying to get your joke in there

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I don't know what y'all are talking about or why he got thumbed down. Albeit, not a very creative comment it was much better than the majority on FML. I actually chuckled.

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*Checks 3 pages of comments* Nope, this one was the second-worst. Here's the first: 110 by Vynoshit: "Sounds like a wiener situation." The other comments were jabs at his profile, which says "Love parties, hate strings attached". That alone screams virginity, not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin. Just don't act like you're a pimp fresh out of elementary school.

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Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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So the store should have to throw all that away and take a loss because you're a drunken idiot? Maybe this will teach you that your actions have consequences and the world isn't going to fix all your mistakes for you.

Sausage partyyyyyyy! Btw I hope you can still pay your rent. At least you will always have a full stomach with protein and fat this month. :p

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Oh, really? Thanks, I wasn't aware this was FML.com... Unless you were making a pun, in that case, it wasn't very funny, but kudos. Sheesh, people panic when they get the opportunity for the first few comments.

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