Health: Today, I went to the doctors to get my wisdom teeth pulled out.... - FML

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By chipmunk - 24/01/2016 08:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to the doctors to get my wisdom teeth pulled out. As he was casually playing extremely loud opera music he induced the local anesthesia but missed my gums and numbed the entire inside of my mouth instead. I felt absolutely everything and know I can't speak. FML

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