Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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fyourlife33 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:14

you couldn't wait until he asked like a normal person? and im surprised noone claimed first on these last ones that were posted... there is hope for fml

stephanietong 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:16

Aww ): the movie popcorn goodness D:

Comments

Jpinkkiss 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:52

but the guard wasnt the one who made his food fall so he shouldnt cuz that would be stupid lol

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:01

I have no idea where you go to the movies, but where I live a small popcorn is about $5 and a drink is atleast $2-3. OP, why not just wait until he asks before you go through all that trouble?

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:25

Harry Potter righhtt??? :) saw it at midnighhtt

islaphippos 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:32

lmao, YDI for buying expensive movie food!!

SpennyM 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:58

I think this is an fml not because of what happened, but because it happened with your triple prices movie food. Sucks bro, but not totally f your life. You'll live

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:04

well if it was harry potter then who caress! that movie was sicck!!

Tubasaurus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:42

YDI for buying nasty overpriced theater food.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:00

Lollerskates.

Whatsthe2ndDfor 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:29

LAME. I still don't understand how THIS is an FML (more like a FM day), but me getting cheated on as my GF ***** my brother for a month DOESN'T get on here. I suppose it still sucks a little bit, but c'mon, who's moderating these things?!

hellojessi 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:50

I knew someone was going to post somthing like this. Everybody ***** on the realistic FMLs and belives the incredibly unlikely, way-too-ironic posts that populate most of this website.

your_face 15

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:47

...Because so many other people have already submitted your story. This may not be horrible but at least it's new.

uguysareidiots 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:35

YDI on 4 accounts 1) For being a fatass and getting that much food 2) going alone and gettting that much food 3) for going alone and not having friends 4) for assuming he wanted to see your ticket. I mean, why would he check you if he sawq you had so much food so he would assume you wouldnt waste all that food if you accidentally got caught. dumbass.