Health: Today, I went to see a doctor just to stay home instead of going...

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By Punkey - 11/05/2016 08:10 - Russian Federation

Today, I went to see a doctor just to stay home instead of going to work (I am feeling healthier I could ever be). Doctor scheduled me a serious sinus operation. FML

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:21

Maybe get a second opinion? If you really do feel healthy, it doesn't hurt to get another doctor's opinion. To be safe I say get three.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:00

Or just cancel the surgery. Jeez, solve in a ten second phone call.

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:21

Maybe get a second opinion? If you really do feel healthy, it doesn't hurt to get another doctor's opinion. To be safe I say get three.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:00

Or just cancel the surgery. Jeez, solve in a ten second phone call.

amsterdamgirl 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 4:14

Hahaha. .. karma is a bitch

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