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By firestar772 / Wednesday 12 June 2013 06:21 / United States - Santa Barbara
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  Gvfell  |  9

He's in a pretty sticky situation.

By  angelitared  |  27

Smart kid.

By  ChenEighty  |  20

Now that's a sticky situation...

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  avapaige1234  |  19

Sounds like a reference from Brokenhearted by Carlie Rae Jepsen

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  ChenEighty  |  20

I apologize for making a simple joke. I'll get Einstein to think of my next one.

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  ChenEighty  |  20

Ah, okay. I hadn't seen it used that much, if at all, and thought it appropriate.

By  cmayer  |  20

Why do they keep super glue where it's easily found?!

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  kiskraze  |  7

Can you read ? It wasn't her house !

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  AngrySailor  |  17

Most 6 yr olds I know eat glue. Maybe you shouldn't reproduce.

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  AngrySailor  |  17

Ok so let's let them play with dangerous chemicals that have the potential to bond skin damn near permanently? What if they rub their eye? You going to pour acetone on it? Im sorry but any idiot knows that super glue is not appropriate for a six year old to handle. This should be made obvious by the FML itself. I'm sure the child realized the error of his ways while having his hands removed from the table.

You are an idiot who should never be responsible for a child, or you're trolling.

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  rapunzel3416  |  28

#72 if you're talking to me (if not ignore this) I was replying to the comment stating that most 6 year olds eat glue and saying that I don't know any six year olds that do that and my niece is six. That being said I never said anywhere that I'd let her play with superglue just saying that I don't think many six year olds actually eat glue.

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  AngrySailor  |  17

My apologies, my response was intended for #59 and I though your response was from her.

That said, I just find it amazing how many commenters feel that "super glue" is perfectly acceptable for a six year old! Nontoxic craft glue, no problem, but super glue is nasty, poisonous stuff even in adult hands it can be dangerous. I'm in NO WAY "Mr. Safety" but holy fack that's nuts thinking this is acceptable.

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  cmayer  |  20

Why did I get thumbed down? Super glue is NOT appropriate for children and should not be in any place that it can be found by them. Especially not by a 6 year old child that's in a house they don't even live in.

And to that dumbass that told me it wasn't the OPs house: no shit! How did you even think I was speaking as if it was the OPs own house???

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  kieralumina  |  30

kids can get into some strange places. at 6 I'm guessing he was tall enough to reach the counter at least. putting things away is good, but some kids are mini ninjas...those little cupboard locks, doorknob and outlet guards? they don't work on everyone. whether they had it on the table or in their room, OP's child should know at that age not to do something like that or else there are consequences for those actions. there is no need for any parent punching.

By  samabomination  |  19

Why was super glue even easily in his reach is he's only 6 and doesn't want to leave that badly?

By  perdix  |  29

Give him a few juice boxes and wait him out. After he pisses his pants, he'll let you pour acetone (nail polish remover) over his hands to free him, and use his allowance for a year to buy them a new kitchen table.

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  fareith  |  15

That's horrible....

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  rg350dx  |  29

What's horrible would be getting someone to dress up as a surgeon come in to the kitchen, examine the child's hands and say that there is no way to remove them from the table other than cutting his hands off. Then fake a scene where OP begs the "surgeon" if there's any other way possible to get his hands unglued, come up with some secret, experimental chemical (aka acetone) to remove the glue. Then pour the acetone over his hands saying this night melt the flesh from your bones but at least there's a chance you'll have your hands still. Then when it's all said and done, say that chemical was never to be recreated again and the next time he glued his hands to anything he would get them cut off.

That's horrible.

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  perdix  |  29

#14, yes, but when you are dealing with a manipulative little bastard, you have to go extreme to put them back in line. When you have kids, you'll get it.

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  fareith  |  15

12 and 20 - No offense, but it sounds like you two may very possibly be two of the worst parents possible. Its okay though, because nerds on the internet have a very low reproduction rate.

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  perdix  |  29

#24, no, dumbass, I am a great dad. When you have a kid who turns out nearly as well as my daughter, come back and talk to me. Til then, carry on with your macho bullshit and STFU.

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  fareith  |  15

29 - Yes, I'm sensing a douchebag right now actually.

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  theworldismad  |  10

fareith: weren't you the one that commented one one post from yesterday saying the Internet is terrible...? if you think it's so terrible then leave. no one really wants to hear a douche like you complain. you should be able to expect stuff like that. and perdix was joking anyways. take a joke goddammit

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  fareith  |  15

45 - Nah, I love Perdixs comments. I just had a bet with my friend to see how many people I could piss off in 30 minutes. Just won $100!

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  fareith  |  15

51 - That is not my bow, that was my childhood bow. I was forced to take that picture for a Physics project. I have a real bow for hunting... And Perdix, give me a PayPal address and I'll send you some of it!

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