Work: Today, I went to my recruiters office again because I'm going... - FML

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By anon - 17/02/2016 21:33 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I went to my recruiters office again because I'm going in the army. Last time I was there they told me that I had to push off my wedding until after basic, so my fiance and I changed the date. Today I was informed that the only way I can join is if I'm married. FML

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