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By forevertoothless - 04/08/2016 16:13 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I went to my morning appointment for my dentist to check on something bugging me. Then, I spent the afternoon under anesthesia at the oral surgeon. FML.

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stretch101 14

Friday 5 August 2016 5:58

I guess you were right to be bugged by it

Viper_Revenge 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:40

What was the problem

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stretch101 14

Friday 5 August 2016 5:58

I guess you were right to be bugged by it

Viper_Revenge 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:40

What was the problem

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