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By anidiotskeeper - / Thursday 12 July 2012 06:03 / United States - Hawthorne
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  SkoomaKi  |  24

#24 - Are you talking about the amount of tanned people or actual gold? ;D

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  Drigr  |  8

I have a friend who buys and sells gold and silver, and just thought I'd point out, the value of gold has actually gone down almost 4% in the last 6 months..

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I say dump her, she's obviously just a gold digger

By  gracehi  |  31

Hey! You never know! She probably has a better chance of finding gold in her backyard than winning the lottery. So drop that scratch-off and grab a shovel!

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

No. She probably doesn't actually. Haha.

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  gracehi  |  31

I agree. She has virtually no chance at all of finding gold in her backyard. I was using what is known as "sarcastic humor" and comparing the over optimistic stupidity of OP's girlfriend to those who waste their money on the lottery.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

12- If it makes you feel better, Grace, I got it. However, sarcasm aside, OP's girlfriend probably Does stand a better chance of finding/digging up her "gold" (or anything of some value) than winning the lottery. She also has a better chance of just finding the money on the side of road too, as minuscule of a chance that is... :P

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Considering you're more likely to hit four hole-in-ones in a row than win the lottery, OP's girlfriend probably DOES have a better chance of finding gold, finding silver, striking oil, and discovering Atlantis.

By  GothicAngel17  |  24

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

I think you'll find most "dumb blondes" are actually brunettes who've bleached their hair.

By  DjeePee  |  24

Why, oh why is your life fucked right now? Yes, the chance that she actually will find something is low, but there is a chance. Be a nice boyfriend and buy a metal detector, that's a more efficient way of treasure-hunting. Too bad you don't live in London, eBay tells me there's a lot to find in the Thames.

By  TheThunderXD  |  6

This. My grandmother does this to my grandfather all the time. She would go to a casino, and say she's going to te town where the casino is to buy coagrettes. She recently quit smoking,

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