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I have a friend who buys and sells gold and silver, and just thought I'd point out, the value of gold has actually gone down almost 4% in the last 6 months..

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67 - You're the one who was just annoying everyone with incorrect "fun" facts in another comment on another fml. During the summer.

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This is probably how she got a promotion - by being productive. Join her, OP. You never know what could happen.

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No way man, if she was playing too much minecraft, she would be digging for diamonds, not gold.

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Hey! You never know! She probably has a better chance of finding gold in her backyard than winning the lottery. So drop that scratch-off and grab a shovel!

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I agree. She has virtually no chance at all of finding gold in her backyard. I was using what is known as "sarcastic humor" and comparing the over optimistic stupidity of OP's girlfriend to those who waste their money on the lottery.

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12- If it makes you feel better, Grace, I got it. However, sarcasm aside, OP's girlfriend probably Does stand a better chance of finding/digging up her "gold" (or anything of some value) than winning the lottery. She also has a better chance of just finding the money on the side of road too, as minuscule of a chance that is... :P

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Considering you're more likely to hit four hole-in-ones in a row than win the lottery, OP's girlfriend probably DOES have a better chance of finding gold, finding silver, striking oil, and discovering Atlantis.

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If she needed "gold" hair dye then she'd be a brunette, which would mean she'd be smart, or at least not a complete moron. ;)

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What I would like to know is, why the hell would gold hair dye be outside, under ground, and needing to be dug up. Seriously? Hair dye?

Why, oh why is your life fucked right now? Yes, the chance that she actually will find something is low, but there is a chance. Be a nice boyfriend and buy a metal detector, that's a more efficient way of treasure-hunting. Too bad you don't live in London, eBay tells me there's a lot to find in the Thames.

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Metal detectors don't find gold. Gold won't attract a magnet and that's how a metal detector works

This. My grandmother does this to my grandfather all the time. She would go to a casino, and say she's going to te town where the casino is to buy coagrettes. She recently quit smoking,

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