Today, I went to my first ever job interview. I went in, answered... - FML

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By Turdus - 26/11/2017 07:39

Today, I went to my first ever job interview. I went in, answered all of their questions without providing any offsetting details, and provided my talents as well as telling them I have an extremely flexible schedule. They didn't hire me because I was "too honest." FML

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Tuesday 28 November 2017 23:49

You would think an employer would want honest employees. Hmmm. ?

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D_D 11

Tuesday 28 November 2017 23:49

You would think an employer would want honest employees. Hmmm. ?

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