Intimacy: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house because he was alone and...

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By Jojo - 14/05/2016 04:13 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house because he was alone and I was ready to get frisky with him after a few weeks of no sex. There was an opened box of latex condoms on his dresser. I am allergic to latex FML

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seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 20:49

I think you missed the point hahaha

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:59

listen i guessing they've been a relationship for a while. He has latex condoms. She's allergic to condoms. The boyfriend is likely a cheater.

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KneeJerker 24

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:12

I know how you feel about latex, since I have that allergy too. Hope all goes well OP.

seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 20:49

I think you missed the point hahaha

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:59

listen i guessing they've been a relationship for a while. He has latex condoms. She's allergic to condoms. The boyfriend is likely a cheater.

OlRed 28

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:44

sorry op. He might as well have left the other girl's panties there.

maybeadream 9

Sunday 15 May 2016 8:08

That's not a real boyfriend if his is willing to go behind your back and cheat. I am wishing you the best!

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