By ooops - 04/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I went to have dinner with my girlfriend and her family. It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion. I ended up asking her if her legs were fake. Her dad has prosthetic legs. FML
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HerroMaylaHerro 6

What? How did you do that?

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DocBastard 38

Hopefully her father's sense of humour isn't fake.

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Chuck_of_Norris 3

I have the sudden urge to roundhouse you....

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Oh character profiles, how you never fail to lack humor.

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IgnatiusBaseball 21

How did you go from asking if she used tanning lotion to having fake legs?

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graffitied_love 20

And yet another username that fits the story

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

When you submit an FML, you have the option to change the name. That's why some usernames fit the FMLs. Who'd a thunk?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

My phone posted the same comment twice. Sorry, guys!

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brittanyayy 8

Yeah you do really think someone's original username would be "oops"?

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shawnaishere 14

Op sometimes we all say things without thinking. Hopefully he isn't too offended. I don't understand why you chose the word "fake"though. It's like saying someone's hair is fake just because they dyed it

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pittyfinny 4

Fake tan or real tan. Duh

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55z 1

Sorry but I actually laughed at this

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kimmi41509 10

OP meant fake tan. He should have said that though. Not just "fake." YDI.

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rooney0710 5

Just don't ask him for a hand later ;p if you know what I mean

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unknown_user5566 26

I kind of get what you're implying, but it doesn't make much sense. OP didn't say the dad has prosthetic hands.

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IAmJad 18

It would've made sense if he wouldn't have added the "if you know what I mean". Does he mean his girlfriends dad will give him a handy?

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IAmJad 18

You could've just asked her if she was using tanning lotion. Were you really that nervous?

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