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By ooops - / Saturday 4 August 2012 16:06 / United States
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^This. Asking about her legs while at dinner is an odd topic to say the least. It probably should have waited until later. Still, you're not really at fault here for messing up your words a bit, we all slip every once in a while.

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I know right, that is the most inconvenient of circumstances ever. It's almost like it's neither fyl or ydi...

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OP can make up for his slip up by buying his girlfriend's dad a nice Christmas present; nothing fancy, just a stocking filler.

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My dad has a prosthetic leg, so its hilarious when he tells my friends who don't know about it "Go ahead, kick me in the shin as hard as you can. I won't even feel it." and they get a stubbed toe.

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75 - Why not? If they spend the money for it, shoudn't we be able to comment on it? I really don't see how it's so rude.

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99- it would be like going up to a girl and saying, "Do you wear makeup?" I agree that fake tanning is stupid but people don't put on tanning lotion so people notice the tanning lotion- even if it sucks you should probably pretend it's normal, unless OP meant "girlfriend" as in "my female friend" and was trying to advise her on how to use tanning lotion, which I greatly doubt but if so that really should have waited until private.

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I don't think that that's what OP meant. I think his girlfriend actually put tanning lotion, so OP asked his girlfriend if her legs are fake (trying to be an asshole) not thinking about her dad's prosthetic legs.

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That sucks OP. I hope he wasn't mad. That's how we talk nowadays, people are fake. It wasn't your fault!

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I can only imagine how you react when those humane society commercials come on. In the eyeees ooof an angellll...

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^ :( I always change the channel when they come on. Unfortunately I've also noticed that they last too damn long!

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I don't know those commercials. And my comment was a joke, but you know, you can laugh about everything, but not with everybody...

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If you mute it, it's not that sad. Most of the animals are perfectly healthy and give the same body language as my dog when she wants a belly rub.

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Miss Kay - Saying a comment is weak isn't constructive criticism, it's just criticism. That said, I can't write winners every time. Would it matter if I said I hadn't slept in almost 60 hours and had 30 trauma patients in the past two days? No? Damn.

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Any patient that the medics identify as a trauma (shot, stabbed, car/motorcycle accident, falls, assault, etc) are brought to my trauma bay. All the other crap goes to the main emergency department.

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Huh alright neat so there have been a lot of stabbings, shootings, falling, and accidents in the last 60 hours

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Sounds like you should have more on your mind than replying to FML. I'd hate to be the trauma patient under your care.

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pittyfinny - What exactly are you implying? That I should think about my patients and only my patients 24/7? That I shouldn't have time to do anything else like, oh I don't know, get married and have a family? My time management skills are just fine, thank. I would say that I'd hate to have an idiot like you as one of my trauma patients, but I get idiots like you ALL THE TIME.

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Her legs being dark and her dad's legs have nothing to do with each other. The point is that their dinner became awkward when op mentioned fake legs because op's girlfriend's dad was there.

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It's actually 'Orangutan posers.' The other 'definitions' are just silly abbreviations, especially number 17's. That one was funny.

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By  Ozuru

The reason OP asked was because he had prosthetic legs in his mind, and said the wrong thing.

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