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By Finn - / Tuesday 5 July 2016 06:49 / United Kingdom - London
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By  FlutterLoud  |  28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  ABlindMan  |  17

That's certainly not an appropriate way for a man to show appreciation for the female body. That's just weird. Shit, if sucking my finger ever got me a girl's number that'd be a lifesaver.

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  Allornone  |  35

I feel your pain. My cleverness quotient could never match that of Tripartita's. It's a lost cause. Sadly, I'm resigned to my role of passive fml lurker. It's a life.

By  Sebof2001  |  7

Should've bought him coffee, then bonded, then later on kissed him. Slowly moving your face closer to his, biting your lip, looking at his deep brown eyes, then at his lips.. The stubble on his chin, grab his chin with your left hand and slowly caress his face with your right. Slowly move to the back as you get ever so closely to his face.. Then place your hand in the back of his head pulling him close as you're about to connect faces, then very quickly turn his head with enough speed and force to snap it leaving him paralyzed or dead;)

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