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By Finn - / Tuesday 5 July 2016 06:49 / United Kingdom
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The poor dear obviously forgot his pacifier. I always tend to stare aimlessly into space when I forget my binky too.

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The poor dear obviously forgot his pacifier. I always tend to stare aimlessly into space when I forget my binky too.

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That's certainly not an appropriate way for a man to show appreciation for the female body. That's just weird. Shit, if sucking my finger ever got me a girl's number that'd be a lifesaver.

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Maybe, but it was creepy as hell! He looked a little deranged. I was thoroughly creeped out.

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i bet. well take it as a creepy compliment and stay the hell away from him. Lol just sayin.

That's not too dissimilar to my own menu-reading process, so it could still go either way. I usually wear a prosthetic arm so I can blend in while sucking.

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as for me, I like to use a pair of those tiny prosthetic hands. they make menu reading much more meaningful.

Every time I want to comment something clever and I see Tripartita already has, I give up and lose hope in myself. (Muffled cries from behind every phone screen)

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I feel your pain. My cleverness quotient could never match that of Tripartita's. It's a lost cause. Sadly, I'm resigned to my role of passive fml lurker. It's a life.

Should've bought him coffee, then bonded, then later on kissed him. Slowly moving your face closer to his, biting your lip, looking at his deep brown eyes, then at his lips.. The stubble on his chin, grab his chin with your left hand and slowly caress his face with your right. Slowly move to the back as you get ever so closely to his face.. Then place your hand in the back of his head pulling him close as you're about to connect faces, then very quickly turn his head with enough speed and force

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I probably would have spit my coffee out all over the age laughing. I mean the absurdity of the situation.

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At least you're attractive is not a comfort. I highly doubt that the OP in anyway appreciated that the creeper found them attractive.

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