Love: Today, I went to get my haircut after a year of letting it grow...

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By NewYearNewCrush - 17/01/2017 20:16 - United States - Evansville

Today, I went to get my haircut after a year of letting it grow out out. Of course out of excitement I sent a picture of my new hair to the guy I like. He asked if I liked my new haircut and I said I loved it and asked if he liked it. He replied no.

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Wednesday 25 January 2017 19:48

OMG. Buy bottled water, get your emergency kits prepared and invest in gold because the world is ending

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Wednesday 25 January 2017 19:48

OMG. Buy bottled water, get your emergency kits prepared and invest in gold because the world is ending

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