Miscellaneous: Today I went to gamestop to sell my ps3. After plugging it in...

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:27 - United States - San Francisco

Today I went to gamestop to sell my ps3. After plugging it in to test it and going about the transaction, I was about to leave when the worker goes you forgot your DVD and held it up in a crowded store...it was my porn FML

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