Kids: Today, I went to buy groceries,i got to the till with a cart... - FML

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By love2laugh83 - 24/04/2016 18:06 - Canada - Jordan

Today, I went to buy groceries,i got to the till with a cart full of groceries and my card was declined I was sure there was money in my account. so I went to get a bank statement only to find out my 6 year old went on a shopping spree with games to the tune of about 300.00 fml

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lifeguard_24 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:00

Why does your 6 year old have your bank account information? Ydi

1ronlady 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:59

This is why you have parental control on mobile devices to stop unauthorized game or app purchase

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lifeguard_24 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:00

Why does your 6 year old have your bank account information? Ydi

1ronlady 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:59

This is why you have parental control on mobile devices to stop unauthorized game or app purchase

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