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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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woainishamu 21

Friday 7 June 2013 3:01

This will be one hell of a story you can tell your kids when you're old. Oh wait...

TheVoicesTalk 3

Friday 7 June 2013 3:05

The fact that OP said 'turd waffle' to describe the kid kills me.

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karlcolt45 19

Friday 7 June 2013 3:15

well no surprise child support

Revan501 15

Friday 7 June 2013 3:16

OP did you at least roundhouse kick the " turd waffle "?

MrConcise 34

Friday 7 June 2013 3:16

"Turd" along with water park had me thinking it would end differently, then I read the "waffle" part. Way to mislead, OP.

Dennerzdex 8

Friday 7 June 2013 3:20

Omg sorry OP. Hopefully not. FYL tho

worldclassrager 39

Friday 7 June 2013 3:21

I can feel that...I wish I didn't read this one...

davincidasecond 24

Friday 7 June 2013 3:22

My crotch hurt reading this ... I'm really sorry OP.

FlavorMeUp 7

Friday 7 June 2013 3:25

well at least you don't have to worry about making any turd waffles

MrSarcasmic 10

Friday 7 June 2013 3:25

oh you didn't know? kids are just raised to be assholes these days

xALEXx_fml 15

Friday 7 June 2013 3:28

Ouch..that's gotta hurt OP.

dewhockey 9

Friday 7 June 2013 3:44

What a douchebag. I hope you were able to identify the kid and have him ejected from the park for that.

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