By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
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skull4k9 0

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

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ysomad 0

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

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foreveryoung97_fml 2

what the **** is wrong with yuh y are yuh so shy bitch ?!!?????

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

before you worry about other people,you should clear YUH lisp.or you just are terrible with spelling.

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perdix 29

C'mon, admit it. You really sn-sharted, didn't you? Or is that shnarted?

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bamagrl410 31

LMAO Perdix. I didn't even know there was a term for such a thing.

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jakeisawake 3

That had to be the loudest sneeze-fart if everyone around you turned to look at you. Most crowded restaurants are pretty damn loud, so in this case; I think you deserve the stares and embarrassment.

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docscientist 9

Your conclusion does not follow your logic?

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jakeisawake 3

If his sneeze and fart were louder than everyone in the restaurant, then I can see why he got stares. ...Which part is confusing?

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Kaiden2554 0

FLATULENCE IS NATURAL!! *Stamped* "Grammar Nazi Proof."

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ALERI0N 0

lol the same thing happened to this girl in my gym class.

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sourgirl101 28

Was it an Indian restaurant? Their spices will totally mess up your system!

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hollee 0

and by "restaurant", do you mean "middle school cafeteria"?

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hollee 0

and since when does spacing out cause sneeze-farts??

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