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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:07

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

BelleElle_fml 5

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:03

and you couldn't tell?

Comments

sgaske 3

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:17

YDI for being an airhead. No straight normal guys have conversation with a girl all night without making a pass, especially at a party.

CSMhXc 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:28

Couldn't agree with you any more

evolutionsfox 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:41

This, if the girl goes for it at a party, the guy has to be gay... or just really green.

supernice 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:00

guys can enjoy a conversation withoutmaking a pass, you might not know this but there are still gentlmen in the world.

Neon_Radikal 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:28

68 is right, and I lol'd because your username is also "supernice"

fishdontswim 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:18

Keep him around, he'll make a good BFF and tell it to you straight so you won't be so blind next time

mcrluverchick 9

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:45

nice, and um what kind of mascara do u use?? u have pretty eyes lol

BigL99 20

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:19

hahaha wow that's a classic

bmedds 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:19

agree with 17

protonosd 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:21

maybe op cant tell the diff

daviesha 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:30

the guy in the white super hot

wolfgirl18 3

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:23

wow a bunch of you guys are asses. I can always tell when a dude is gay most of the time its obvious but sometimes its kind of hidden im sorry that sux tho but hey it could have been worse least you didnt talk to him for a real long time then find out

dfarrey 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:05

I'm gay, and most people can't tell until I tell them. And I believe OP DID talk to him for a long time before finding out. They did have a "great conversation all night."

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 16 June 2010 2:14

70 doubt it. your picture is what clued me in to you being gay. That hair????

dfarrey 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 7:06

I do have awesome hair. And yet, strangely enough, it never tips people off.

Shadzow 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:39

strait guys have long hair aswell..

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 28 May 2012 10:06

122- There's a bøy at my school that's as straight as a plank of wood, and his hair was to just below his shoulders. He also liked having his hair braided, which made him insanely popular with the girls.