Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later...

By Alana - 01/01/2011 05:27 - Australia

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

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You deserved it 3 600

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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You deserved it 8 967

By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 302

You deserved it 328

Kinda sus

By Forgotten - 27/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a “Lovers New Year's Eve” party. I didn’t go. He told me he had to “work” that night and couldn’t spend time with me. When I confronted him about it, he told me he “forgot” to tell me and it was “a last minute thing.” We’ve been dating for 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 130

Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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You deserved it 89

By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 523

You deserved it 5 815

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 609

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 606

You deserved it 5 213

Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 747

You deserved it 4 058

By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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You deserved it 585

perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:07

I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.

Trace01m 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:07

New year, time for a new boyfriend!

Comments

andreajo23 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 17:21

that so happened to me but he rode with his friends thinking I would go with but I left him there and went home

truehitman2010 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:18

call a cab

zanguard 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:40

Well OP the only option is to strip naked and run down the road until someone gives you a ride... but it might not be in a car.

imcheena 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:48

been there done that

ulicksam 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:37

I'm sure he was a douche before this. People don't become that much of an ass in one night. Yet, you're still with him. YDI.

papaya_master 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:39

well that's one crappy boyfriend you have there. time for a new one!

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:35

@19, I concur.

AugustBurnsDeath 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:44

if you have access this website than you should be capable of finding a way home?!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:56

There are alot of nice guys out there, yet lots of girls are attracted to the assholes. There had to be warning signs he was not bf material. Most girls refuse to see them.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:00

Had my daughter's bf done that to my child, I would drive over to his house, and beat him with a cable cord till he was reduced to a bloody pile of sniveling welts and bruises. The **** is wrong with your bf? he placed you in a potentially dangerous situation.

peteysmom 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:41

I absolutely agree with you, 24. OP, that dude isn't worthy of you since he didn't do the gentlemanly thing and keep you safe. You could be raped or worse. Dump the fuckwad... If you have survived last night, that is.