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By nomwar - / Monday 17 June 2013 13:55 / United States
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Or go outside for petes sake! Stand downwind from others, no one would know! You would think people would LEARN from this site, with how many bad farting stories are on here...

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Farting over 80 times an hour in a club (which are often hot and crowded)? I think maybe just stay at home and try again another night...

Poor timing. The good thing is you were the center of attention. Everyone in the bar recognizes you, so Just keep telling yourself that there is no such thing as bad publicity. The only easy to get over embarrassing moments is to own up to them.

That's still gross even if nobody heard it I'm sure there was a bathroom not far from your reach, maybe I'm one of the few but I think you deserve it

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Agreed. Or even step outside or something. No one wants to smell someone's horrendous farts in a packed bar.

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50- I doubt that even matters, since alot of nightclub/bars are full of people with questionable hygiene standards, in my experience they usually smell like piss.

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