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By kerihessel - 17/03/2016 04:21 - Canada - London

Today, I went to a friend's Bachelorette Party. As we were leaving to go to dinner all twelve of us decided to get in one elevator, despite my hesitation. It got stuck. We had to wait 37 minutes for the Elevator Technician to come and fix it. I'm 24 weeks pregnant and extremely claustrophobic.

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