Health: Today, I went to a dentist about the pain in my right molar.... - FML

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By unfortunate me - 07/02/2016 02:35

Today, I went to a dentist about the pain in my right molar. She told me it was a scrape on the gum from eating something hard, and would go away in a few days. "Oh, yeah," she continued, "you also need all four of your wisdom teeth out. I'm not sure who told you they'd fit." I'm 25 years old. FML

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