Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I...

By Face fucking palm - 23/07/2014 03:36 - United States - Albany

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Karen - 21/11/2022 18:00

Today, I had a shift at my job at a grocery store that was full of rude and impatient customers. Someone dropped a bottle of wine and it shattered next to me. I found a half-eaten packet of sushi behind some magazines. The scale on another register broke. "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette played on the store radio at the end. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Lindsey - 01/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a book signing by my favorite writer, but I was so nervous that I forgot what I wanted to say, and ended up blurting out something completely random and embarrassing about the hat they were wearing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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halcyon93 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:51

I bet whoever was working at the time got a bit of a shock then...

llamarrama01 21

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:52

You know what they say. People like grapes.

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 17:06

THAT WAS YOU? MAN YOU CRAZY!..... Jk I wasn't there.

gabbywalliscool 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 17:07

And the duck said got any grapes

vairyhagina 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 17:20

Knew that was coming

hamzor 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:14

And OP waddled away, waddle waddle

slipstreak 10

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:45

Til the very next day bum bum bum bum bumpa-dum dum

sward44 9

Wednesday 23 July 2014 17:30

we don't sell grapes.

ihaveasushicat 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:03

I think this is one of the funniest FML's I've ever read.

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 11:54

You can't of read many then.

kottonkandieee 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:26

this made me laugh out loud

ArgentumAurum 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:27

I'm going with fake on this one.

dabears1011234 27

Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:27

That worker probably couldn't take you seriously when you tried to check out.

JRT98 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:35

I too am fond of the angry grapes, but oh my you got a bit excited... Calm yourself padawan.

CuteFangirl 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:02

This is funny and embarassing at the same time

ifearlife 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:25

If I worked there that would have made my day.

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