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By welp :/ - 15/02/2016 00:57 - United States - Pittsburgh
Today, I went out with my family for breakfast on my birthday. I was getting ready to tell them something very important when they began a long discussion of how selfish and greedy bisexuals are. I was planning on coming out to them as bi. FML.