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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 05:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went out for a jog. In a half hour, three men made lewd comments, two honked, one grabbed his crotch and waved it at me, and one swerved his SUV almost onto the sidewalk, nearly hitting me, so he could be sure I heard him when he shouted "Nice titties!" This is sadly typical. FML
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Top comments

Branessa9611 14

Keep your head up, keep running, and show them what they'll sure as hell never have a chance at.

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Comments

thefmlman2011 36

I'd report them for harassment! Good Luck OP.

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screenager5 35

That'd be great, but I'm not really sure how you could report guys for harassment as most are just driving by and gone in a matter of seconds.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Catcalling isn't illegal. License plate or not it just doesn't matter. Freedom of speech covers being a dick head too. "Sexual harassment" as such isn't a crime, actual crimes like gross sexual imposition take a bit more than hollering nice **** out a window.

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screenager5 35

Well, don't you know that our sole purpose as women is to serve as objects for men, even as we try to go about our day?! But really, I feel for you, and I wish I could go for a run outside just once without the same shit happening.

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Darkness_Hate 29

On the one hand it's nice to feel attractive, on the other hand I sympathize with you for some men who can't behave. Fyl.

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screenager5 35

Maybe it's just me, but getting cat called (or downright harassed) while out in public does not in any way make me feel attractive. It just makes me very uncomfortable.

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writerchic85 25

Being cat called makes you feel anything but attractive. It makes you feel like meat.

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Darkness_Hate 29

I said it was nice but the way it was done of course is not (I mean telling a girl "hey cutie" can be seen as good thing but for the woman it's not, do you see my statement?) For those men they're being nice but they don't have good manners obviously.

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KyreGFYS 2

You can't reason with feminist, they have no brains to reason with.

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scyth3s 13

No, they aren't being nice. They're being assholes with no respect for another human. Catcalling is absolutely a dominance and control thing. Do not mistake it for "misguided respect."

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Branessa9611 14

Keep your head up, keep running, and show them what they'll sure as hell never have a chance at.

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writerchic85 25

"Take it as a compliment" as so many people will say. When has that ever worked for a guy by the way? Have any guys on here successfully picked up a girl after shouting comments about her body at her on the street?

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Tripartita 44

"I'll never forget when your grandfather yelled, 'Hey, bitch, nice *******!' It was love at first ogle."

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PharmacyJoe 13

I say you should go running with a male friend hand have him hit on anyone who tries to "compliment" your assets. It's really fun to watch the predator become prey, plus they'll hopefully leave you alone afterwards!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

I don't approve of that behaviour at all but those must be some pretty epic *******!!! Or most men are just complete pigs, that's also quite likely

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BrotherPhil 35

Probably not most men, but enough that the pigs can feel that their behaviour is acceptable, or even a compliment. One person saying something like "Looking good" might be a compliment; half a dozen acting like OP is there for their entertainment is enough to make all men look like dicks - or like they only think with them.

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lifegavemelemonz 4

This sounds like a humblebrag. Stop jogging and get fat. Problem solved.

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