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By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 June 2011 21:42 / United States
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wow action on the first date?! why not go find someone at the bar :P

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wow I derped hard lol for some reason o read first.

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what kind of moron gives a chick a high five on a date? OP you need to date a better class of men. ydi

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

you know, girls like you who want action that badly, all you have to do is act like a total whore and theyll be like oh hey she wants sex. it's not hard (no pun intended) you must be very bad at showing him you want something. sucks for you, but if you want something it really should suck for him instead, if you catch my load. oops I mean drift

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

138 is correct. although the bearded clam has now become a delicacy in most parts of America, Europe, and Atlantis. this man can control his hunger. he is simple trying to be a freindly young gentleman, that or he likes sea cucumbers shoved up his sewer pipe.

By  Belovan  |  2

What were you expecting, exactly?

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  humzizzl3  |  0

hahah on the first day is my kind of girl as well

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