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By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 September 2009 21:26 / United States
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i don't think a guy would react that way if she was just a bad kisser... you must just be an incredibly awkward person

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............««»»/...................               /.........../(.(^)..)............ |............|../''..|..............| ................|||.................. ............(  )(  )/...............  Is gonna happen if u don't kiss guys u JUST MET

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@78: Just thinking that. You're either way too fast, or way too socially awkward. Did you actually put effort into the kiss or did you kinda sit there thinking "OHSHIT! WATDOIDO WATDOIDO WATDOIDO!?"?

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Has anyone else noticed that OP is from UTAH?! OP: You're in the most religious state in the country. Odds are, this guy has a bunch of Jesus hang-ups and just feels like he's not supposed to be doing that period, not just with you. It's highly unlikely that it's personal. In fact, if you were able to get such a reaction from him, you should be flattered. He probably just feels bad. Just stay off of him in the future. If that's not the case, then that's just really weird.

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#108 Has got it. He's religious and probably has an age at which he can kiss someone. Mormons usually are allowed gf's at age 16.

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How so, it's pretty much true. Look up the Dugger Family the one with 19 kids they have a show on TLC. The oldest Son was so religious with his now wife that they literately did not kiss till there wedding day

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I'm guessing that she's really hot, so hot that he prematurely ejaculated and is too embarrassed to see her again :)

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Yeah, how so exactly? I said he "odds are". It IS the most religious state in the country, so the "ODDS ARE" that's the explanation. I didn't even say he was mormon.

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@ #139 Agreed, he went home to scrub a few million "potential children" outta his undies. He probably figured that if HE knew he shot his wad, that she did too. (Or at least she would have if he'd stuck around long enough for her to slide a hand in his Levi's.) Try and tell me that wouldn't have been much worse OP, a surprise handful of baby-batter?

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why is she a slut? its not like she fucked him.. just cuz you cant get anyone doesnt mean others are unable to get over yourself and dont be so damn judgemental

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I think your explanation makes the most sense. I mean if she was just awkward he wouldn't have waited until they kissed to want to go home. And being a bad kisser doesnt usually spawn that reaction

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It could also be that he's Mormon and he would get in trouble if his parents found out. She lives in Utah, after all.

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that's what i thought too...or maybe he felt guilty for some reason...like if she was his friend's sister or something...idk

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Haha, that is totally what I was going to say. Has to be some crazy Mormon where kissing before marrying is illegal.

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Hahahaha, I was just thinking that. This FML is too Twilight-ish. OMGZ, OP, YOUR BF IS EDWARD CULLEN!!! I LUURVESS HIM!!

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