Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in...

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:18

That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"

Shock98 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:17

hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?

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j730387 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:29

is that really what OP stands 4?

Killuhk 8

Friday 18 May 2012 13:19

No, it stands for octopus puke

Fallensimi09 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:50

Shut up ^ your an idiot!

trevishere 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:48

Says the one using your instead of you're.

Fire_lights 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:30

You didn't notice you were shouting the Lord's Prayer? Like, at all? It's a pretty long thing to be screaming.

Fml37 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

What the hell are u praying for. It's a roller coaster.... Btw praying wouldn't do anything anyway.

DeathShad0 1

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

Yes. OP really stands for Oversized Penis.

Ligerie 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:37

bahahahahaha!!! I feel sorry for people sometimes.

kira822_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

Who cares if he was religious. I'm saying FYL but YDI cause it was your first time. How old r u?

shamille 5

Monday 20 July 2009 23:33

hahaha that's too cute

shamille 5

Monday 20 July 2009 23:36

OP stands for Original Poster. Or something.

Arcterion 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:36

Pussy. :| YDI

really_123 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:37

tatss maddddd funny yo!

nikoelisDR 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:38

that is really pretty sad FYL

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