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By anonymous - 05/08/2016 13:37 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I went on a ghost tour. There were horses around, so the guide asked us to warn him if he's about to step in any "horse mess". I saw that he was about to and without thinking I screamed POOP at the top of my lungs. In doing so I didn't realize the massive pile I was about to step in. FML

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