Health: Today, I went on a gaming marathon that lasted for 19 hours straight.... - FML

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By drew - 25/01/2016 08:28 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a gaming marathon that lasted for 19 hours straight. In that time I had consumed over 9 cans of monster and 4 cans of red bull. My heart was beating so fast I thought I was going to die. I called 911 and was rushed to the emergency room. I was discharged shortly after. FML.

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