By anonymous / Tuesday 4 November 2014 06:24 / United States - San Francisco
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By  mld4657  |  28

did you taste good or drop a1 sauce on your neck

  mld4657  |  28

apparently yall don't get the A1 steak sauce reference. but it's cool. it's not like op said the neck was bitten into just licked which hey some people get a kick out of. to each their own

By  man_in_black08  |  28

he just wanted to mark his territory ;) but yea..that is pretty nasty. FYL op!

  MegMeg362  |  9

How is licking someone marking territory? I have heard of peeing; because of dogs. but if someone peed on my their face would have to get reconstructed


Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML

By alicemassie - / Friday 15 May 2009 02:37 / United States

Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

By ApparentlyNotEno - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 20:40 / United States - Martinsburg
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