By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
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breenarae25 0

ydi for making- out on a first date

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urallosers 0

that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.

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breenarae25 0

ydi for making- out on a first date

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benszt15 5

How old are you? 12? People who handshake after a date are prude af, she should have at least pecked him on the lips

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ronton 4

"Today, I went on a date with my neighbor. At the end when I meant in to hit her on the head and have sex with her unconscious body, she shook my hand. What a prude. FML

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OriginalPooh01 0

Learn how to not be so fast in a relationship. FHL for dating you. YDI for not taking things slow. FML for reading this.

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MissPuppettear 0

Well assuming this was your first date YDI because you just don't try to make out with a person on the first date

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coolgirl44 3

Maybe she just didn't want to go that fast, you know, take it slow

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mlenglish 4

It doesn't mean she didn't like you. It was just too soon. I shook my boyfriend hand on several dates when we first met and we've been together for 3 years now

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lindaruiz 5

she's a good girl. bet that was a blow to the ego:(

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Sir_Swaggington 6

You can't tell when a girl isn't into you? lmfao. YDI.

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