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Today, I went on a blind date, and my best friend came along as emotional support. It was 20 minutes before she realised that my friend was in fact not her intended date. When I left a few minutes later they were both getting drinks and exchanging numbers. FML

By Paracelcus - / Wednesday 15 November 2017 04:00 / United Kingdom - London
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By  almost_there44  |  26

If you're not emotionally ready to go one a date alone, you probably shouldn't be dating until you're comfortable. Bringing somebody to a date is really odd even if both parties agree. Your friend should have sat at another table to avoid confusion so I say YDI.

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By  almost_there44  |  26

If you're not emotionally ready to go one a date alone, you probably shouldn't be dating until you're comfortable. Bringing somebody to a date is really odd even if both parties agree. Your friend should have sat at another table to avoid confusion so I say YDI.

By  OCD_NME  |  16

Pussies don't get pussy dude. You don't need emotional support and when you bring a friend on a date, you look like a pussy and your friend looks like a good guy who will go on an awkward date for his friend. You practically set them up. It's not you. You just need to work on your game. If you learn from shit like this, you'll have a girl in no time.

By  RichardPencil  |  24

If you bring another dude with you, she won’t think it’s a date, she’ll think your setting up a threesome.

Threesomes fall apart when she realizes one of the guys is a limp dick.

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