Health: Today, I went in to the doctor to have a rather painful lump...

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By rebelsrock - 28/03/2016 20:20 - United States - Champlin

Today, I went in to the doctor to have a rather painful lump that has been in my earlobe for about a week to have it examined as I was worried it was some sort of tumor. Turns out it was just a very large pimple. FML

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