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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando

Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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Goodbye

By Noname - 28/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

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Raincheck?

By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 22:06 - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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You deserved it 4 253

By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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You deserved it 6 545

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:29

So in other words you got the job?

UncleCaitlyn 21

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:39

Did you play it off and wink or apologize

Comments

magickitten 26

Saturday 10 October 2015 2:22

How is that similar?

2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

Saturday 10 October 2015 2:30

I don't think it would be a problem. Every human makes mistakes so it's okay. I am sure you and your boss will laugh about it someday. Hope you get the job. (:

benedictjongoh 10

Saturday 10 October 2015 3:03

hey, it might not be for the right reason, but at least he remembered you.

idefka 34

Saturday 10 October 2015 3:14

Get the job?

sighlifeman 12

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:05

why is everyone assuming the "boss" was a man ?

Jryan952015 7

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:17

That was when you realized you shouldn't have worn your princess underwear!!!

cmarksjr 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:32

That's just false advertising

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:46

You slipped and the boss got a "raise"

Le_ponderer 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:48

That's embarrassing but would be a great back story if you got the job. Also, now you know to check the sole of those particular shoes you had on at the time; they might be worn out.