Miscellaneous: Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really...

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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Classy.

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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By the unfortunate man - 19/07/2013 04:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML

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Punderful 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

Laxloverr24 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:59

that's repulsive

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jelojuice 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

That's disgusting :[ you definitely deserved it

Punderful 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

premiermois 5

Monday 30 November 2009 2:43

HAHA. I love you. Comment win.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:23

All natural Golden Showers!

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:27

Why were you guys pissing right next to each other on the edge of a windy ass cliff anyways?

GreenRupee 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:35

It's romantic.

Loco1121 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:28

you shoudl get revenge... take a dump on his lawn.... i bet nature wont interfere with that!!!

The_Nothing 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:29

YDI for peeing into a breeze. Dont piss in the wind.

The_Nothing 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:31

No ****?

basketballbrian 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:38

penis

tttron 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:38

why would anybody do this??

akayou 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:51

FYL for being a ****; fag!!

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